Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 26, 2021)

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Feb 26, 2021 4:00 PM EST

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts, giving you a taste of the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds could muster. Some of them are truly deep. Others are less so. But they will all get your brain juices flowing and make you think about life's weird ways. And when you're done scrolling through these, you can check out last week's in case you missed them.



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  • 01
    Vertebrate - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/MrSeverum 7 days ago 2 31 31 3 48 28 9 People who jog on the roads in the dark, wearing dark clothing and no lights or reflectors are a unique combination of a person who cares about their health and well-being and doesn't care about their health and well-being.
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  • 02
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/aguyfromhere 1 day ago 26 26 34 8 5 It's just as much a “debodying" as it is a “beheading." 99
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/__Dawn__Amber__ 6 days ago O 6 5 S 5 5 Browsing any streaming service has really become like opening the refrigerator for snacks; you look through, leave, lower your standards, go back and repeat it until something looks adequate to you.
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    Organism - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Sculptorbuddha 5 days ago 2 2 22 S 2 8 2 Accidentally dropping something and catching it before it hits the ground is the closest a lot of people will ever get to feeling like a superhero
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deepspacesurvivor 4 days ago 32 Henry VIII took fi ck, marry, kill way too seriously
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/NopeyNope_the_5th 2 days ago Considering the divorce rate, it'd be better if people spent less money on weddings, and more money on marriage counseling.
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  • 07
    Mammal - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ForeverGing3r 4 days ago A bulletproof onesie is theoretically more effective than a bulletproof vest.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/PapaMoe1895 6 days ago 3 As a kid, having $100 and nothing else made you feel rich... as an adult, having $1000 and nothing else makes you feel broke
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  • 09
    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/thesmartass1 4 days ago As a kid, getting dizzy was something fun to do. As an adult, getting dizzy sucks.
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  • 10
    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/hmitch94 4 days ago In 1000 years or so, archeologists will probably dig through cloud servers more than they will dig through physical sites.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/EnoughItem 4 days ago 2 There's probably tons of talented bands that never made it because their singer was horrible
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    Font - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/We-are-straw-dogs 23 hours ago Considering how long his fame has lasted, Shakespeare did an incredibly small amount of promotional work
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